Where's the Beef???

Note: This post is not for the Vegetarian.  Keep that in mind before scrolling down.

Okay, as many of you may have noticed, we have never featured beef on this site.  Even though I love vegetarian dishes, neither of us is a vegetarian, as should be apparent by the chicken and fish dishes we have featured.  So here's the deal... I'm allergic to beef.  Yup, you heard me right.  My body can't process it.  I can hear your gasps of disbelief, but it's true.  I'm from Texas and I can't eat cow.  To make it even weirder, I worked on a ranch in my early 20s as an honest to God cowboy.  I worked the cows all day, but I couldn't eat them.

Now before you feel sorry for me you should know that I can make almost everything beefeaters eat in poultry, pork, seafood, or vegetarian options.  It's actually not bad, there are so many options and I've become good at making things work.  In fact, I have beef eaters who can't tell the difference between my vegetarian dishes and real beef.  Remember, it's all in how you season and cook.  So, needless to say, you will never see me make a beef dish on here.  Sorry, but if the game pulls a beef option I will either rework it so I can use other options or I will roll again.

Wait, wait, don't go away!!  We will do our best to accommidate all types of eaters here at Scrumdeliocious.  I said that "I" would never make a beef dish, but Shorty LOVES beef.  He makes beef dishes regulary, I just don't eat with him.  So if you're a beef lover, just be patient.  I'm sure Shorty will find a way to sneak something up here soon enough.  In fact, the image is from his most recent evening with his best friend.  They had a sudden hankering for steak and eggs so they grilled up a man sized portion of beef and fried up three eggs each.  My arteries hurt just looking at it, but he swears it was delicious.